5 Jokes that Taught Me Serious Lessons on Investing

Here’s something light for you on a bright Saturday morning – 5 jokes that I read some years back and that have taught me some serious lessons on stock market investing. Enjoy!

• An analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today! (I’ve been there, done that!) 🙂
  

• Q: Why did God create stock analysts?
  A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

• There are primarily 3 different types of investors:
  1. Those who don’t know anything: approx. 10%
  2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
  3. Those who don’t realize they don’t know anything: approx. 80%

• The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.
  

• My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it’s his!