A priest dies and is waiting in line at the gates of Heaven.
Just ahead of him is a man dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter asks this man, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
He replies, “I’m Jim Cash, 30, stock broker from Noo Yawk City.”
Saint Peter looks through his list. He smiles and says to the stock broker, “Take this golden robe and silver wand and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
Now it’s the priest’s turn.